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You Ain't Nothin But a Waitress in the Sky...
I decided to paint my toes in honor of the season.
The Bah Humbug season that is. Otherwise known as "Going Goth for Christmas."
Extra Unexpected Phenomenon: When I got in the shower at 4:35 a.m., I looked down and thought HOLY CRAP WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL MY TOES and then a few minutes later, my mind struggled half awake and realized OH. Right. It's nail polish.
Doh.
So every day at work, all day long, the thought repeating through my mind is "WHEN CAN I PUT ON MY PAJAMAS." What time will I be home? When when when when. Yesterday, oddly, all I could think about was jeans. COULD NOT WAIT to go home and put on some jeans. Jeans jeans jeans could not wait.
So I went home and put on some jeans. What do you think happened later?
Raise your hand if you think I slept in my jeans and you'd be right: Crazy girl, thinking she's going to change clothes twice.
In other news, my tolerance is completely shot to hell. I had two beers (280 calories), 18 sesame crackers (320 calories) and 1 cup of peppermint ice cream (600 calories) for dinner last night and I was WASTED.
Breaking news: Looks like I'll be a cheap date over the holidays. Get in on this offer while you can.
That is all.
Posted by Duff at December 14, 2006
4:35 AM? Good grief...what on earth were you doing awake that early!!
Posted by: sara at December 14, 2006 04:32 PM
All The Time, I want to paint my fingernails Goth French Manicure: black with white tips like Drusilla on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
And yet I never do....
Posted by: Hope at December 14, 2006 04:46 PM
Awww I miss you.
And, 18 sesame crackers is 320 calories? That is a lot.
Posted by: Heidi at December 14, 2006 06:17 PM
You sassy miss! Holy crap, 4:35 a.m. is brutal. Have an extra cracker honey.
Posted by: Sil at December 14, 2006 07:44 PM
people may make fun of you for being a light weight, but really they are just jealous because they are having to pay twice as much for alcohol.
Posted by: Penny at December 15, 2006 03:42 AM
Struttin' up the aisle, big deal you get to fly...
thank you for quoting one of my favorite "fuck you" songs.
Posted by: Michelle at December 15, 2006 05:19 AM
hahaha baby lush.
although i'd be pretty buzzed on two beers at this point. so sad really.
Posted by: maryse at December 15, 2006 07:26 AM
Now I want to put on my pajamas. And have that dinner. :)
Posted by: alice at December 15, 2006 10:59 AM
Love this post.
Posted by: Mary Mac at December 15, 2006 12:17 PM
So, what's the nail polish. Is it "I'm Not Really a Waitress"?
Posted by: claudia at December 15, 2006 04:14 PM