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Oh no you didn't.

One of my coworkers just apparently had some time on her hands and decided to re-review something I signed off on and point out something she disagreed with / she felt I should have changed.

Does she know me at all?

Because I'm pretty sure she's not prepared for the shitstorm she's just called down on herself.

I have plenty of time on my hands. Plenty of time to re-review each and every piece she signs off on in the next week.

And considering the number of mistakes emanating from our team that management has received complaints about in the past two weeks, that were ALL mistakes made by HER that made the REST of us look bad, I can see it's fertile ground I'll be sorting through.

Ah, the sweet smell of revenge. I haven't been this excited in ages. Somebody's going to get fucked up.

Yes, I'm a bitch, particularly when challenged. Did you not know?

Posted by Duff at November 13, 2006

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npw there's the girl I know and love...

Posted by: cari at November 13, 2006 05:31 PM

OH!! Revenge is the best scent--flowery with a bit of burning fire rage.

Beautiful.

Posted by: .25 kid at November 13, 2006 05:38 PM

Oh this just makes me want to fly to Chicago, show up in your office and shout, "Bring it!" in that girl's face. I {heart} co-workers sometimes.

Posted by: Rebecca at November 13, 2006 05:48 PM

dude, she doesn't work in this office. and that's very lucky for her.

Posted by: Duff at November 13, 2006 05:55 PM

How long has this person known you? I've only exchanged a few emails with you, and I know not to get in that knuckle sandwich line.

Posted by: Sun at November 13, 2006 06:04 PM

Oh yeah.

Posted by: alison at November 13, 2006 06:42 PM

Bring it! I'm such a bitch too. Last week I saw someone back into another car and leave the scene of the crime. I got so excited taking down the license plate number and preparing to rat that guy out. But when I went to look, no damage was done to the car. I was so sad. I thought I'd caught an hit-and-run-ass in the act.

I wanna hear what happens to this poor girl.

Posted by: cookie at November 13, 2006 06:54 PM

oh dude, i want to hear about all of it. *rubbing hands together*
because right now someone's pissing me off too but unfortunately i can't go postal on her.

Posted by: maryse at November 13, 2006 09:04 PM

And this is why I don't mess with Duff.

Posted by: J Strizzy at November 13, 2006 09:40 PM

Get her. Get her good.

Posted by: Number4of5 at November 13, 2006 09:57 PM

There's my pretty girl! Get that bitch killer...take no prisoners. Love you tons.

Posted by: Sil at November 13, 2006 10:09 PM

Oh, honey. You will have to keep us posted. Let me live vicariously through your work-related bitchiness. :)

Posted by: jenn at November 14, 2006 08:18 AM

Wow, you just described a situation I had recently with one of my law school classmates. Unfortunately, politics and such kept me from really going ape-shit on her but it's required enormous self-restraint to not just punch this girl in the face.

Posted by: sara at November 14, 2006 09:51 AM

This ought to be entertaining.

Posted by: claudia at November 14, 2006 10:51 AM

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