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Light it up, baby.
Thanks for all the 365 complimentos. You peeps are all on crack, obviously. For me, I'd say the process was 95% torture and 5% fun: not the greatest payoff. 95% fun to look at AFTERWARD, but as with sex, I like to have my fun DURING.
DAD DON'T READ THE NEXT PARAGRAPH. OH HAI!
Speaking of Sex, do you know anyone I can go on a date with? Yes, preferably in Chicago. If Sashi goes on more dates than me this year (how hard would that be? NOT HARD), I told him I'd eat my hat. (Good thing I didn't say which hat.) And I would like to have sex one or two more times again before I die anyway, so you know, chances the guy will get lucky are GOOD. Email me prospects, please! Thanks!
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Sorry...no prospects to share, as I myself have ZERO dating prospects in 2009. But I hope some come through for you...in the alternative I hope you have a hat made out of cheese. Delicious, delicious cheese. ^__^
ooh, pretty shots!
p.s. your dad is totally gonna read that, dude. I would.
hilarious. i would read that last paragraph, too, if i were your dad :)
don't hate on crack. crack ain't whack! and sex, sex definitely ain't whack. but i wouldn't really know...it's been awhile! so don't come looking to me for dates. i'm having enough trouble finding my own! :)
I know some great single guys in Chicago... but... (and this may be a deal breaker for you)... they're all 30/31 cause they're dudes I went to school with.
Apparently Indigirl is your hookup. Nice.
Yup, your dad totally read that last paragraph and spit out his cornflakes while reading it. I can just see it. He'll call you soon.
The combination of 'don't read this' and any paragraph containing
the word 'sex' is, of course, irresistible. Anyway, what's so bad
about wanting to have sex? Is this actually a strange idea to your
commentators? (I would consider a new password.)
PS--I don't eat cornflakes.
Hey, don't rule out your dad. He might know some prospects in Chicago. Keep all avenues open, I say! Good luck with this one :)
Been listening to any good music lately, tell me about it at djbv.net or send me an email.
Cheers, Bill
Been listening to any good music lately, tell me about it at djbv.net or send me an email.
Cheers, Bill
Hey, I just realized I double-commented you, and I don't think I even bothered to read your post the last time I was here! We like the same music, I think you are cute, we could go out anytime. I think you know how to reach me if you like. Cheers, Bill