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So I'm having this problem.

It's called "there being cookies in the house" and "that being all I want to eat."

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It's closely connected to a secondary problem called "there being chips and dip in the house" and "that being all I want to eat."

Preliminary Problem Elimination Trial A involved wearing super tight jeans so you can FEEL how fat you're getting as you eat the cookies and the chips and dip.

Trial B? THROWING OUT PERFECTLY GOOD COOKIES AND CHIPS AND DIP.

It all starts with the supply. The supply cannot be allowed. The supply must be eliminated.

Posted by Duff at January 3, 2008 05:28 PM

Comments

ARG. I'm having the same problem. Also involving candy.

Posted by: Emily at January 3, 2008 07:12 PM

Oh no! Couldn't you just bring the stuff to work and it would be inhaled by the masses in two seconds flat? Oh well.

Posted by: sil at January 3, 2008 07:47 PM

Having the same problem dude. Feeling fat in jeans has helped a tiny bit but not much. Guess I gotta start attacking the supply source. :(

Posted by: sara at January 3, 2008 08:02 PM

I took all of my stocking candy to work hoping it would all just disappear and I would feel all generous. Nope, now it's just staring me in the face ALL DAY! It must move to the lobby of my office tomorrow, or I'm going to start making sure some perfectly good chocolate doesn't go to waste.

Posted by: sarah b. at January 3, 2008 09:20 PM

I've done that...the supply elimination. Feels wasteful at first, but it's such a relief to be rid of it! Out of sight, out of mind. Almost.

Posted by: Jan at January 3, 2008 09:39 PM

I'm always so sad to not find cookies in the pantry, but now I remember why they aren't there.

Posted by: Melanie at January 3, 2008 11:13 PM

supply is evil ;-))). You can guess how difficult it is to resist the temptation in France. Really, I do not know how I do ;-) (putting on weight, maybe? yep : I'll have to wear blinkers)...bisous de Bretagne, ma chère!

Posted by: Stéphanie at January 4, 2008 03:32 AM

I usually address the problem at the supply end too, and while it does reduce the amount of calories in, it doesn't make me want them any less :(

Posted by: J Strizzy at January 4, 2008 08:21 AM

Weird. I'm having the same problem. For a while, my inside voice was yelling "cookies! cookies!" so loudly that I thought I was channeling cookie monster. So I baked.

I read somewhere that to encourage healthy eating habits in kids (of all ages, I guess) one must not have the four c's in the house: cookies, candy, chips, or cola. But where is the joy in that?

Posted by: Girl Detective at January 4, 2008 09:43 AM

Trial A made me totally laugh!!!!awesome. However, I'm absolutely and whole-heartedly in support of Trial B. Nothing works better than not having the stuff in the house to begin with. My sister's GIANT BIN of hand-dipped chocolate covered pretzels might meet the same fate, sadly.

Posted by: Lara at January 4, 2008 10:11 AM

i remember when my mom did that. it sucked then cause the rest of us still wanted the good stuff! but it is really the only way not to eat it i guess. so sad.

Posted by: Amy at January 4, 2008 10:45 AM

I'm so relieved that all the chocolate is finally gone. Which means I ate it all, which maybe isn't so good, but at least now it's gone.

Posted by: alison at January 4, 2008 05:39 PM

I totally participated in Trial B last week. But only after the chips were almost gone.

Posted by: Carrie at January 7, 2008 10:29 PM

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