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Laundry Day Musings
Is it really possible to have TOO MANY pairs of underwear? Oh, I think not, says the girl who does laundry AT MOST once a month (and usually less, more like once every two).
Should I read? Should I listen to tunes? Should I do both? I have a half hour where no one can find me, what do to what to do. Read? Tunes? Both? Read? Tunes? Oh crap, the load is done.
Why, God, why do I wait until I am IN the laundry room to turn all these motherfucking socks inside out? Is there some MENTAL BLOCK in my peabrain keeping me from doing this when I take them off and throw them in the laundry basket? Would those two seconds of time it would take really be that much of an inconvenience?
Good lord what is all that white dust left in the bag? Is that DEAD SKIN? Ew.
When the washing machine lid closes on a load combining your expensive jeans and your regular jeans, do you think your regular jeans go OH YEAH, MOTHERFUCKER IT'S MY TIME! "Hey special special jeans? Who's going to protect you now? Your ass is MINE!"
Posted by Duff at May 10, 2007
Definitely no such thing as too many pairs of underwear.
Posted by: alice at May 10, 2007 08:22 AM
you need to keep a running commentary more often. I i love being in your brain.
and no, you can never have too much underwear.
Posted by: jenn at May 10, 2007 08:37 AM
hahahah! i snorted coffee out my nose (ouch) when i got to the white dust line!!
Posted by: brenda in toronto at May 10, 2007 08:44 AM
ah yeah due to you I just went to the gap yesterday to get me some more underwear, they were on sale, yay! i am sure you wanted to know that.
Posted by: Amy at May 10, 2007 08:53 AM
Um, I was JUST thinking last night that I don't have ENOUGH underwear. So I think one can't ever have too many pairs.
Posted by: Carrie at May 10, 2007 08:54 AM
Where do you put all this dirty laundry for the month?!? I can't stand it when our hamper is exploding with dirty stuff...though, when I do laundry and find a t-shirt I love on the bottom...I get giddy with excitement--like shopping for new stuff--cause I forgot I even had it!!!
Posted by: Byron at May 10, 2007 10:34 AM
Do you drop acid before grabbing the Tide? I too was thinking where do you put a month's worth of dirty laundry? Just the sheets alone would take up the whole bedroom.
Posted by: Sil at May 10, 2007 12:11 PM
Denim Armageddon --- ayyyiiii! This post is hilarious, the snip-weird-change-post was hilarious, photos of your recent hauls from all sources were great!
Posted by: Mary at May 10, 2007 01:56 PM
Maybe you've been inhaling too many laundry fumes? You need to go outside during your half hour of free time so you can get fresh air.
Posted by: monica at May 10, 2007 03:13 PM
And I thought I was the only one who avoided doing laundry more than once a month... and I have to do it for two people. Couldn't agree more on the issue of number of pairs of underwear! And sheets and towels.
Posted by: Theresa at May 10, 2007 08:09 PM
I'm in the process of restocking the underwear...I realized recently that I was doing laundry way too much. So no, one can't ever have to much underwear.
Posted by: sara at May 11, 2007 10:42 AM